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1 Texts From Last Night on Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:03 pm

This game is definetaly entertaining, so get ready for some fun! Just go to this website and find a random text that could be from your character to another character and then post it! ;]


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2 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:05 pm

Ophelia's Phone:
Text Message From Luna
7:23 P.M.

So you met him?


Luna's Phone:
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7:25 P.M.

More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.


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3 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:34 pm

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LOL I will do this tomorrow definitely. XDDD


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4 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:49 pm

Luna's Phone:
New Text Message From ۵Kota۵:
6:57 A.M.

you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever



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New Text Message From Luna:
7:00 A.M.

but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid

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5 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:41 pm

Luna's Phone:
New Text Message From Ophelia
12:35 A.M.

You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare.


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6 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:46 pm

Dakota's Phone:
New Text Message From Ophelia
12: 14 P.M.

Just letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs.



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7 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:57 pm

Ezekiel's Phone:
New Text Message From Ophelia
3:13 A.M.

I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. You're welcome.


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8 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:03 pm

Ophelia's Phone:
New Message From Dakota
9:03 P.M.

Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?


Kota's Phone:
New Text Message From Ophelia
9:05 P.M.

I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

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9 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:24 pm

Ezekial's Phone:
New Text Message From Rohas
8:06 P.M.

please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters

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10 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:32 pm

Ophelia's Phone:
New Text Message From Dakota:
10:42 P.M.

The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.

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11 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:52 pm

Dakota's Phone:
Text Message From Ophelia
2:46 A.M.

We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply.


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New Text Message From Dakota
2:53 A.M.

I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday.


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12 Re: Texts From Last Night on Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:10 am

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LOLOLOLOL omg this is great


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13 Re: Texts From Last Night on Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:18 am

Lue`s phone:
Text Message from Hop
2:15 am

I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. ...and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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14 Re: Texts From Last Night on Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:10 pm

Ophelia's Phone:
Text Message From Luna
11:54 P.M.

Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.


Luna's Phone:
New Text Message From Ophelia
12:03 A.M.

Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.


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15 Re: Texts From Last Night on Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:31 pm

Luna's Phone:
New Text Message from Xenneth
7:14 A.M.

You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.


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16 Re: Texts From Last Night on Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:59 pm

Luna's Phone:
New Text Message From Dakota
8:13 P.M.

I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.

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17 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:31 pm

Ezekiel's Phone:
New Text Message From Ophelia
10:15 P.M.

I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.


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18 Re: Texts From Last Night on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:46 pm

Dakota's Phone:
New Text Message From Ophelia
3:43 A.M.

Hey. There are two people I've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.


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19 Re: Texts From Last Night on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:47 pm

Ezekiel's Phone:
New Text Message From Ophelia
8:29 P.M.

You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways.


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20 Re: Texts From Last Night on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:50 pm

Ophelia's Phone:
New Text Message From Dakota
11:58 P.M.

THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING.


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21 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:46 am

Dakota's Phone:
New Text Message From Luna
1:33 A.M.

Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an American kid!

Ophelia's Phone:
New Text Message From Dakota
1:34 A.M.

Give you three guesses who did it again.


Luna's Phone:
New Text Message From Ophelia
1:36 A.M.

You don't even know his name, do you?

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22 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:37 pm

Ophelia's Phone:
New Text Message from Dakota
7:14 A.M.

On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao

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23 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:54 pm

Dakota's Phone:
New Text Message from Ophelia
7:15 A.M.

I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.

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24 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:20 am

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LOL AAA You know our characters well. XD


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25 Re: Texts From Last Night on Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:24 pm

Ezekiel's Phone:
New Text Message from Ophelia
12:01 A.M.

Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will not be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.


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