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1 Omegle Hilarity on Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:32 am

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Rules!

1. Do not talk about Omegle.com.

2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT OMEGLE.COM!

3. Censor the cursing or vulgar stuff as much as possible while still maintaining comprehension for those who are mature enough to laugh at it.

4. Start with "You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!" and end with "You/Your conversational partner has disconnected."

5. If it's not funny, don't post it.

I suppose I'll start it off...

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: ur name?
You: Futashy.
Stranger: r u vrgn?
You: No, I'm a pony.
Stranger: wen u losy it?
Stranger: ur age?
You: 10.
Stranger: use fingering?
You: What are fingers?
Stranger: finger p**** urself?
You: No idea what fingers are... I've got hooves.
Stranger: entering finger in p**** urself caled fingering
Stranger: called
You: I don't have any fingers.
Stranger: wat u have?
You: Hooves.
Stranger: so u like horse d***?
You: What's a d***?
Stranger: c***
You: What's that?
Stranger: male sex organ
You: Oh...
You: What's sex?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2 Re: Omegle Hilarity on Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:45 am

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LMAO!!!!! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! XDDD


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3 Re: Omegle Hilarity on Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:25 am

Lulz


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4 Re: Omegle Hilarity on Sun Feb 19, 2012 3:29 pm

lol


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5 Re: Omegle Hilarity on Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:36 pm




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: i love you

You: have sex with me

Stranger: asl

You: i'm a horny 18 year old girl who loves to be f*****

You: :)

Stranger: what are you wearing

You: see through panties ;)

You: and a black bra

You: :3

Stranger: thats hot

Stranger: what is yor bra size

You: C

You: :)

Stranger: 34 or 36

You: 36

Stranger: oooo thats hot

You: indeed :)

You: we should have sexual intercourse

You: omg guess what

Stranger: what

You: i'm a 50 year old man who wants to f*** your a** with a shovel

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: semen

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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6 Re: Omegle Hilarity on Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:13 pm

rofl


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7 Re: Omegle Hilarity on Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:58 am

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OMG!!!! (DIES LAUGHING)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ooh hi ^^
You: are you male or female?
Stranger: male
Stranger: u?
You: female with big tits and a ghetto booty~
Stranger: woww
Stranger: you have msn or skype?
You: BOTH AND I'M HORNY
Stranger: ok
Stranger: give me ur skype pls
Stranger: im horny too
You: oh sure but first
You: I need to tell you something
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im listening
You: I'm actually fifty years old, a virgin, and am a male
You: I'm sorry for lying
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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8 Re: Omegle Hilarity on Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:02 am

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: ponies are sexy, do u like my little pony?


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