Rules!
1. Do not talk about Omegle.com.
2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT OMEGLE.COM!
3. Censor the cursing or vulgar stuff as much as possible while still maintaining comprehension for those who are mature enough to laugh at it.
4. Start with "You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!" and end with "You/Your conversational partner has disconnected."
5. If it's not funny, don't post it.
I suppose I'll start it off...
1. Do not talk about Omegle.com.
2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT OMEGLE.COM!
3. Censor the cursing or vulgar stuff as much as possible while still maintaining comprehension for those who are mature enough to laugh at it.
4. Start with "You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!" and end with "You/Your conversational partner has disconnected."
5. If it's not funny, don't post it.
I suppose I'll start it off...
- Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: ur name?
You: Futashy.
Stranger: r u vrgn?
You: No, I'm a pony.
Stranger: wen u losy it?
Stranger: ur age?
You: 10.
Stranger: use fingering?
You: What are fingers?
Stranger: finger p**** urself?
You: No idea what fingers are... I've got hooves.
Stranger: entering finger in p**** urself caled fingering
Stranger: called
You: I don't have any fingers.
Stranger: wat u have?
You: Hooves.
Stranger: so u like horse d***?
You: What's a d***?
Stranger: c***
You: What's that?
Stranger: male sex organ
You: Oh...
You: What's sex?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.